1. What do you do if an elephant cums in the window? SWIM FOR YOURE LIFE!
  2. What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling.
  3. What famous starship captain has odd habits? Captain James T. Quirk.
  4. What did the lunatic say to his girlfriend? I'm crazy about you.
  5. What do you call a happy lassie? A jolly collie!
  6. Why did the baker quit making doughnuts? He has sick of the hole business.
  7. Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day? Because she doesn't marry the best man.
  8. What is grey, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse going on a trip!
  9. What do you call it when members of an orchestra go on welfare? Band-aid.