- What do you do if an elephant cums in the window? SWIM
FOR YOURE LIFE!
- What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling.
- What famous starship captain has odd habits? Captain
James T. Quirk.
- What did the lunatic say to his girlfriend? I'm crazy
about you.
- What do you call a happy lassie? A jolly collie!
- Why did the baker quit making doughnuts? He has sick of
the hole business.
- Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day? Because
she doesn't marry the best man.
- What is grey, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse going on
a trip!
- What do you call it when members of an orchestra go on
welfare? Band-aid.